jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

image

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 266412

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 72981
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 67028
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 38646
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 5464
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 1830
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 34954

indytaker:

-__-

image

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 60914
View photo
  • 9 hours ago
  • 54627

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

View text
  • 9 hours ago
  • 303771
x